{"product_id":"combat-cat™-tactical-harness-goggles-set","title":"Combat Cat™ Tactical Harness + Goggles Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour cat did not ask for this. Your cat does not need this. Your cat is getting this.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCombat Cat is a full tactical loadout for an animal whose only mission is sitting in a sunbeam. Camo harness, control handle, and a pair of proper wraparound goggles. It is completely ridiculous and it works perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut it on. Watch your cat become entirely unbothered by how absurd it looks. Take approximately four hundred photos.\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTactical harness vest\u003c\/strong\u003e — padded, adjustable, escape-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRigid control handle\u003c\/strong\u003e — grab-and-steady across the shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePet goggles\u003c\/strong\u003e — one-piece wraparound frame with clear lenses and an elastic head strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMatching lead\u003c\/strong\u003e — 150 cm \/ 4 ft 11 in, clips straight to the harness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe harness\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBreathable nylon with a soft mesh body, padded through the chest and neck so it does not dig in on longer wear. Side-release buckles at the neck and girth mean it goes on \u003cem\u003earound\u003c\/em\u003e your cat rather than over their head — which, if you have ever tried to post a cat through a collar, you will appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEscape-resistant by design.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cats are famously good at reversing out of harnesses. This one wraps the chest rather than just the neck, and both straps adjust independently so you can get it genuinely snug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe handle is the underrated part.\u003c\/strong\u003e A rigid moulded grab handle sits across the spine — useful for steadying a nervous cat at the vet, lifting them off something they should not be on, or keeping them close in a crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size, fully adjustable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Webbing straps with sliders at both the neck and girth. Fits the great majority of adult domestic cats and small dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe goggles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA single-piece matte black wraparound frame with two clear lenses and a wide elastic strap that sits behind the ears. Lightweight moulded plastic with a soft rim where it meets the face. No batteries, no charging, nothing to break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium is standard and fits most adult cats. Small suits kittens and very fine-boned cats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFrame width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFrame height\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 cm (3.94 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 cm (1.57 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMedium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 cm (4.72 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 cm (1.97 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe goggles are a costume accessory. They are not safety eyewear and carry no impact or UV rating. Best worn for photos and short wear rather than left on unsupervised.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to measure your cat\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo measurements, one soft tape:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeck girth\u003c\/strong\u003e — all the way around the base of the neck, just behind the head, where a collar would sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest girth\u003c\/strong\u003e — all the way around the barrel of the chest, just behind the front legs. This is the important one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost adult domestic cats land around 20–28 cm at the neck and 33–43 cm at the chest, comfortably inside what this harness adjusts to. Measure snug, not tight — you want two fingers underneath when it is on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFitting it the first time\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnclip both buckles and lay it open\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBring it around the chest and clip the girth buckle first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClip the neck buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTighten both straps until you can slide two fingers underneath — no looser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet them wear it indoors for a few short sessions before going anywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoggles last, once they are settled\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not skip step five.\u003c\/strong\u003e Almost every cat sulks the first time and is completely fine by the third.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill my cat actually tolerate this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMost do, with a few short indoor sessions first. Some march about like they have been waiting their whole life for it. A few sulk and flop over dramatically — that is normal and it passes. Start with the harness alone, add the goggles once that is boring to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan my cat see through the goggles?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the lenses are clear. They are a photo accessory rather than protective eyewear, and most cats wear them happily for short stretches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size do I need?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe harness is one adjustable size and fits the great majority of adult cats and small dogs. For the goggles, choose Medium unless you have a kitten or a very small, fine-boned cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit a small dog?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Dachshunds, Chihuahuas, Yorkies, Frenchies and similar all sit comfortably in the adjustment range. Measure the chest girth to be sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it escape-proof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEscape-resistant, and far better than a collar. It wraps the chest rather than just the neck and both straps adjust. No harness is truly escape-proof on a determined cat — fit it snug and never leave a harnessed cat unattended outdoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a lead?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. A matching 150 cm lead is included and clips to the ring on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand wash cool with mild soap, air dry. Do not machine wash or tumble dry — it will wreck the padding and the buckles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrders leave within 1–2 business days. Delivery is typically 7–12 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it does not fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e30-day returns on unworn items. Message us and we will sort it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCat moms — this is not a drill.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Combat Cat","offers":[{"title":"Military Camo","offer_id":48002392260786,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green","offer_id":48002550366386,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":48002550399154,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/5642\/0530\/files\/ChatGPTImageSep7_2026_12_37_44AM_5_e204bff6-d61a-43ec-96a4-24700a209c3e.png?v=1788756348","url":"https:\/\/getcombatcat.com\/products\/combat-cat%e2%84%a2-tactical-harness-goggles-set","provider":"Combat Cat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}